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21 REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. After sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. You want to hit everyone...In the face...With a shovel.
3. You cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. You crave random crap, that you don't even own.
5. When someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a Wii remote down there throats.
6. When you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. You fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. You feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. You want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. Remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. Everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. When you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. Boys are 10x more annoying.
15. Those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. Chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. The cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. When you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. You don't care about anything BUT food.
20. You wish you weren't a girl.
21. When you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.


And that's why. Periods. Fucking. SUCK ASS.
  • Mood: Rant
  • Listening to: Nothing... It's quiet.
  • Reading: The Words On the Screen
  • Watching: The computer screen?
  • Playing: ... Nothing?
  • Eating: Sushi
  • Drinking: Water
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:iconlpsamanda:
lpsamanda Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Student Digital Artist
agreed and double agreed on 2
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RussianDoctor Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
Even worse when it likes to come and suprise you before gym class!
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LightningBolttheWolf Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THIS... This. Is true lady poetry.
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greenpinkroe Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah hawwaiin punch used to be my favorite drink not anymore and I agree boys are 10× more annoying
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FizzabelleLuna64 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
Cramps........ just cramps!
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twinkletoes1921 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
*claps* Beautiful
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SnickersTheWildWolf Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
agreed XD
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midnightsbirth Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Student General Artist
When you cough, move, or sneeze when you have cramps. And when you use heat for cramps, they just move. And when people have those stupid exercise methods and you're like, "I CAN'T MOVE"
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FrensisRed Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I actually said something like in the point 13. My teacher didn't want me to go to the bathroom so i said "well, do you want a red painted chair?"
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ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Student General Artist
So I'm sitting here, playing Legend of Zelda Twilight princess, and i stand up to get more pizza and water, and BOOM, niagra falls all up in thus bitch.
Dressed up today for school, period starts, ruins mah checkered pants.....i love those pants
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KendraTheShinyEevee Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Student General Artist
I think I speak for all women when I say that having my period is a living Hell!  Especially when you're trying to lose weight.  DX
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queenfirelily17 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Also the smell-I remember one time in 7th grade it was one of my heavy days, and I was feeling like the essence of shit...when this kid sitting across from me goes "eew, it smells like dead rat in here!" So I kinda just went along and pretended it was dead rat too even though I knew it was me. XD
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queenfirelily17 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And those poor panties! :iconcryforeverplz:
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queenfirelily17 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG yus Niagra falls plus all of te other waterfalls in the world combined.
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Ilovetoreadbooks Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Ugh. For me I never get sweets. If I do, people expect me to exercise RIGHT AFTER. I mean seriously? I'm fine with being big. Honestly. I could go take a walk for my health... BUT IT'S A BLOODY WATERFALL DOWN THERE. I'd rather not.
Being a bigger girl on your period sucks too. At least in y house.
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QueenSmil3y Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm big too lol
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NoNeedToAsk Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Student Photographer
Standing up is horrible! It feels so weird, and ugh!!! In school it's terrible, I had my period one day and my teacher was a man, he was the only teacher I could see in the building and everyone was outside for a special event, I got my period by suprise than and there and didn't know til I went to the bathroom. Had to go ask the boy teacher if I could go get some pads or a tampon from the nurse in the middle school...And than one day a boy stuck a clean tampon in my friends locker -.-
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minmin1234 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Try getting punched in the stomach while on your period. Just kill me already... not really but you get the point
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InternetInsomnia Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
I do kickboxing 5 times a week and part of conditioning is an exercise called shots where you have to punch your partner in the stomach until they...I don't really know what point you stop at, you just keep punching, and every time my trainer decides to do this exercise, aunt flo is in town.
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minmin1234 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
That just sucks immensely. I feel ur pain.
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DragoniteMessenger Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
3- I just cried because my sister took a bite of my candy bar. LOL >w<
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DragoniteMessenger Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
LOL! 21 is what happened to me. >w<
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octobird Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-stands up-

HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT. D:>
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DragoniteMessenger Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Lol, having mine right now, the exact same thing happened. XD
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Zigor-Adebisi Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hate it when a bowl of yer favorite cereal goes down the bog, because the pain makes you puke all day long. The first night means 'oh gods agony, no sleep. kaytnxbai."
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QueenSmil3y Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconzigor-adebisi:
Zigor-Adebisi Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
True story, I couldn't take it and nothing works.
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GurlyHR Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL. I'm having mine right now, and I'm just like: THIS. IS. SO. FUCKING. TRUE.
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:iconqueensmil3y:
QueenSmil3y Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dude ;^;

this is so old man XD
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jaksy20 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
SO. FUCKING. TRUE.
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:iconqueensmil3y:
QueenSmil3y Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol this is so old
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jaksy20 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
BUT
STILL
SO
TRUE
!
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:iconqueensmil3y:
QueenSmil3y Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol thanks
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SnowAngel12 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
1. happens to me all the time AND I HATE IT DX FUCK. I agree with all of this. And sometimes the towl decides not to stick in nicely and acts all b**chy with me and then I get major leakage! Period, Y U HAVE TO EXIST? :'(
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QueenSmil3y Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Agreed.
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WarriorcatsLongtail Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
3. You cry at random times for stupid reasons.
IKR? I cried 2 times today, maybe about 2 times yesterday, and liek, 4 times the other. -.-;

17. The cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
GOD MY ACHING STOMACH

18. When you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
I thought I was done, so I took off the pad, ready to go to church. (Yea my mom forces me to go XD) then I come back down stairs, and I got fucked up with Aunt Flow.
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WarriorcatsLongtail Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
I'm having cramping during the time I am commenting.

:iconcryforeverplz:
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XxtrainheartnetxX13 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012
Don't forget when you wake up and your bed sheets look like the Japanese flag!

This is so true! It just made my day brighter... Sinse I woke up and I started mine -_-
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QueenSmil3y Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL HAHAHA xD

lol, mother nature sucks.
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XxtrainheartnetxX13 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2012
It really does!! I always used to get mine in my gym class -_- so I would be running and.... "hey teach. I gotta go to the restroom!" "why?" -_- you gotta be kidding me.
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NoNeedToAsk Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Student Photographer
Same, we were doing the military run in gym and I had to ask my gym teacher if I could go, he said "What for?" I mean really?!
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XxtrainheartnetxX13 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013
Some times they just don't take a hint well.
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NoNeedToAsk Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Student Photographer
Its awkward to tell him why, so I just say its an monthly emergancy instead of period..first reason why being a girl sucks
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:iconqueensmil3y:
QueenSmil3y Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol "why?"
Oh, just to go eat some toast :3
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XxtrainheartnetxX13 Featured By Owner May 26, 2012
Yup just going to check on my trolls.. Teachers are stupid sometimes.
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QueenSmil3y Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Agreed.
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humanpeteriscool Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
A week ago I almost yelled at a kid and hit him just because I wanted chocolate milk! Then I warned the boys, "Don't piss me off.. I'm gonna be on my period soon.." They are in 6th grade.. I am in 7th
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QueenSmil3y Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm in the 7th too.
Failed 1st grade cause I missed too many days lol whut.
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humanpeteriscool Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I miss at least two days a month. Last month I missed three, before that I missed like four days. I hate periods...

Right now I'm hiding in a closet...

What sucks is that I've been haivng my period since I was in fourth grade.. well summer of fourth grade going into fifth.
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QueenSmil3y Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist

When I'm about to have my period, oh woman, I KNOW when I'm about to have it.

THE PAIN //shottwice

haha why are you in a closet?

I hate them with a passion, it gives you an excuse to sit out during P.E. ;)

I've been having it since 6th grade, I think.
I don't really even remember lmao.
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