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December 10, 2011


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1. After sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. You want to hit everyone...In the face...With a shovel.
3. You cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. You crave random crap, that you don't even own.
5. When someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a Wii remote down there throats.
6. When you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. You fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. You feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. You want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. Remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. Everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. When you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. Boys are 10x more annoying.
15. Those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. Chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. The cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. When you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. You don't care about anything BUT food.
20. You wish you weren't a girl.
21. When you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.

And that's why. Periods. Fucking. SUCK ASS.
  • Mood: Rant
  • Listening to: Nothing... It's quiet.
  • Reading: The Words On the Screen
  • Watching: The computer screen?
  • Playing: ... Nothing?
  • Eating: Sushi
  • Drinking: Water
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LightningBolttheWolf Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
THIS... This. Is true lady poetry.
greenpinkroe Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah hawwaiin punch used to be my favorite drink not anymore and I agree boys are 10× more annoying
FizzabelleLuna64 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
Cramps........ just cramps!
twinkletoes1921 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
*claps* Beautiful
SnickersTheWildWolf Featured By Owner May 4, 2014
agreed XD
midnightsbirth Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Student General Artist
When you cough, move, or sneeze when you have cramps. And when you use heat for cramps, they just move. And when people have those stupid exercise methods and you're like, "I CAN'T MOVE"
FrensisRed Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I actually said something like in the point 13. My teacher didn't want me to go to the bathroom so i said "well, do you want a red painted chair?"
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Student General Artist
So I'm sitting here, playing Legend of Zelda Twilight princess, and i stand up to get more pizza and water, and BOOM, niagra falls all up in thus bitch.
Dressed up today for school, period starts, ruins mah checkered pants.....i love those pants
KendraTheShinyEevee Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist
I think I speak for all women when I say that having my period is a living Hell!  Especially when you're trying to lose weight.  DX
queenfirelily17 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Also the smell-I remember one time in 7th grade it was one of my heavy days, and I was feeling like the essence of shit...when this kid sitting across from me goes "eew, it smells like dead rat in here!" So I kinda just went along and pretended it was dead rat too even though I knew it was me. XD
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